Wednesday, 25 September 2013

THE THE LUNCHBOX MOVIE REVIEW

THE THE LUNCHBOX MOVIE REVIEW
Movie Review: 'The Lunchbox' is a love story extraordinaire
The ApunKaChoice movie review of The Lunchbox. Debutant director Ritesh Batra’s film The Lunchbox is a wonderful tale of life’s vacancies, its flickering hopes and longings -- all played out against the bustling, restless city of Mumbai. It’s an extraordinary love story that touches you with its simplicity and unaffected beauty.

Saajan Fernandez (Irrfan Khan) is a quiet, crouched middle-aged accountant crunching numbers and pushing files in a government office with the efficacy of an automaton. A widower, he’s about to retire from his job as well. In this uneventful, placid life of his comes a little spark with a lunchbox from a woman no less lonely than him.

Ila (Nimrat Kaur) goes through the motions of a middle-class housewife with clockwork regularity. Kid packed off to school in the morn, a cold, indifferent hubby seen off to office, the customary chat with a neighbor struck, she has little to look forward to in her dull day until she decides to make way to her unloving hubby’s heart through his stomach.

Enters the multi-tier Lunchbox with all the mouthwatering delicacies lovingly rustled up by Ila for her hubby. But thanks to a little mix-up by Mumbai’s never erring Dabbawalas, the Lunchbox lands up at Saajan’s table and marks the start of a beautiful relationship. Perfunctory pleasantries give way to candid confessions in the letters the two strangers exchange through the lunchbox; and finally they express the desire to meet.

It’s a wonderfully credible yet incredible love story with a room for so many emotions. More than anything, it taps the susceptibility of a lonely heart to find solace, comfort and love in a kindred one. There’s alarming candour in the correspondence between Saajan and Ila, the kind that can flower between two people who’ve a lot to share about themselves but none to share it with until they chance upon one another, knowing they might never meet.

Kudos to writer-director Ritesh Batra for his remarkable restraint in the telling of this lovely tale. His style is void of any frills or vanity. It caters only to the need of the story, propels it forward without any vain show of his craft. Here’s a director to watch out for.

The Lunchbox is also a testimony to Irrfan Khan’s acting talent, his versatility and his awesome ability to internalize the character. He’s been given sparse dialogues, yet there’s not a frame where his body language, his slouched demeanour, his thoughtful gazes don’t speak. Check out the scene when he stares at a happy family having dinner. The expression on his face underscores the character’s loneliness and longing.

Pitted opposite him, Nimrat Kaur comes up with a performance to merit an award. She’s verily the housewife with her own insecurities, vulnerability and a bit of self-pride. Nimrat catches the nuances of her character darn well.

There’s also the presence of Bharati Achrekar in the mere voice of a neighbor who doles out cooking tips. There’s Nawazuddin Siddiqui in full form as the intrusive, mildly-irritating yet affable subordinate Irrfan’s training to take his place after retirement.

Beautiful, fluid, and almost poetic at times, The Lunchbox is a rare cinematic gem to have come from Hindi film industry.

It’s a film that a lover of good cinema shouldn’t miss.

Rating: ****

Opening weekend box office: ‘The Lunchbox’ picks up, ‘Phata Poster’ fares average

Opening weekend box office: ‘The Lunchbox’ picks up, ‘Phata Poster’ fares average
Shahid Kapoor’s Phata Poster Nikhla Hero failed to make a mark at the box office in the opening weekend, while the Irrfan Khan-Nimrat Kaur starrer The Lunchbox saw a tremendous growth. 


Opening weekend box office: ‘The Lunchbox’ picks up, ‘Phata Poster’ fares average
The Lunchbox, for one, had a limited release but a unanimous praise by the critics and the strong positive word of mouth had the cine buffs thronging the theatres on Sunday and Saturday. Therefore, after a somewhat slow start on Friday with just Rs. 1.25 crore net, the movie showed a growth of 120 percent on Saturday and the collections rose to Rs. 2.60 crore net. Sunday was still better with Rs. 3.25 crore. The opening weekend figures tot up to Rs. 7.10 crore approx. 

Movie ReviewThe Lunchbox 

On the other hand, Phata Poster Nikhla Hero, starring Shahid Kapoor and Ileana D'Cruz did not live up to the expectations. After a dull Friday of Rs. 6 crore net, the film showed minimal growth on Saturday with Rs. 7 crore as the day’s collection. Sunday’s collection of Rs. 8.25 crore net took the film’s first weekend collection to Rs. 21.25 crore net, which is below the mark for any big budget Bollywood movie featuring a popular star. 

Meanwhile, Grand Masti has continued its triumphant march at the box office. The film has crossed the Rs. 80 crore mark. It remains to be seen if it will hit a century of crores. 

The coming Friday will have multiple releases, but the most notable among them areSuper Model and Warning

ZANJEER' MUSIC AVERAGE, COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER - THE ZANJEER MUSIC REVIEW

ZANJEER' MUSIC AVERAGE, COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER - THE ZANJEER MUSIC REVIEW

Zanjeer

Zanjeer music review; Composer: Chirantan Bhatt; Singers: Mika Singh, Talia Bentson, Mamta Sharma, Meet Bros Anjjan, Wajhi, Palak Muchhal, Sukhwinder Singh, Shabab Sabri, Shweta Pandit, and Shreya Ghoshal; Ratings: ***

Director Apoorva Lakhia's movie Zanjeer, a remake of the 1973 movie of the same name, has seven tracks. While retaining the original flavour of the plot, composer Chirantan Bhatt has given it a contemporary twist.

The album begins with stylish Mika Singh number "Mumbai ke hero". This can become the anthem of Mumbai Police as it portrays them in a most heroic way. Amitabh Bachchan's dialogues from the original add nostalgia. Singer Talia Bentson kicks in with a rap and a British accent but does not really impress. It can be summed up as a cool track.

WatchRam Charan Teja and Priyanka Chopra’s hip-hop in 'Mumbai Ke Hero'

When will singer Mamta Sharma stop singing item numbers? This is the first thought that comes to mind when the song "Pinky" starts, but nonetheless, it is a full entertainer like all her other numbers. The song with a Marathi flavour scores well in the genre.

WatchPriyanka Chopra as ‘Pinky’

Wajhi sings "Lamha tera mera". He is joined by Palak Muchchal, whose voice is beautiful. It gradually slows down but the moment you start enjoying it, the beats become faster. It's an excellent track gone awry.

WatchLamha Tera Mera

The qawwali has its own charm and "Kochey pathan" reveals that perfectly. Singer Sukhwinder Singh's voice is apt for the song. It reminds you of an authentic qawwali session. The singers' voice easily reflects the passion of friends. It might not be on a par with "Yaari hai imaan" from the original, but it entertains.

The next track, "Kaatilana", is interesting. Shweta Pandits's voice is sensuous and beautiful. Surprisingly, this is a melodious and energetic number.

"Shakila banoo" is a character-driven track. Shreya Ghoshal croons the song, but there is nothing to write home about.

The soundtrack of "Zanjeer" is okay, but it could have been grand. "Kochey pathan" stands out.



THE ZANJEER MOVIE REVIEW

THE ZANJEER MOVIE REVIEW
Zanjeer movie review; Cast: Ram Charan Teja, Priyanka Chopra, Sanjay Dutt, Prakash Raj, Mahie Gill and Atul Kulkarni; Director: Apoorva Lakhia; Rating: ****

Let's not get carried away. Every time a remake comes along, we get gooey-eyed and nostalgic about the original. The Zanjeer remake gets it right. Dead right.

Unlike Ram Gopal Varma's remake of Sholay, which was purely misguided, and Karan Malhotra'sAgneepath, which was unnecessarily brutal, "Zanjeer" is just what a remake should be. It's respectful to the original material which, let me hasten to add, was no masterpiece, and suspiciously similar to a 1967 film called "Death Rides A Horse".

In fact, a similar film "Yaadon Ki Baraat", written by Salim-Javed and released during the same year 1973 as "Zanjeer", was far superior.

Providentially, Apoorva Lakhia's "Zanjeer" is neither slavishly reverent to the original material nor does it take off into weird wild and wacky tangents -- like the Rohit Shetty's recent remake of Hrishikesh Mukherjee's "Golmaal".

Rather, the new "Zanjeer" opens up the original plot, weeds out the humbug and preserves the core of the revenge saga of an angry cop whose ire grows progressively higher as the plot moves through a series of cleverly conceived conflicts that accentuate his alienation from his khaki-coloured line of duty.

No one can do to the sullen cop's role what Mr. Bachchan did. But yes, even in his new avatar, Inspector Vijay Khanna seethes, simmers and boils over with an indignant rage. Everything about the festering rotten 'system' makes him annoyed and churlish.

Since "Zanjeer", and its more serious-toned country-cousin "Ardh Satya", numerous cops have vented their cinematic spleen in films as far-ranging in quality as Singham and Policegiri.

What makes Vijay Khanna in the new "Zanjeer" special is the plot-mechanics which put him in time-worn situations, but subject him to dramatic dynamics that give the prototypical Angry Cop a renewed riveting life of violent score-settling.

That this time the Angry Cop, who was played with such compelling candidness by Amitabh Bachchan in the original "Zanjeer", is played by Ram Charan Teja is just a huge stroke of luck for the remake. Ram Charan brings in an entirely unique brand of silent satyagraha to his character. When we first see him on screen, he wallops a goonda-politician on a busy road of Hyderabad as a hoarding of Ram Charan's father Chiranjeevi's film looks down on the chaotic scene.

A version of "Raghupati raghav..." plays in the background as Ram Charan Teja lets us know without wasting time, that he means business.

The pace from that hard-hitting moment is relentless. The momentum never slackens even when Vijay Khanna gets down to expressing tender thoughts for the fast-talking befuddled and disoriented NRI girl Mala. Playing Mala,Priyanka Chopra seems to have a whole lot of infectious fun. She spells joie de vivre and looks gorgeous. Priyanka is the comic relief in this fast-paced actioner where fists and the background point out an ominous warning.

Apoorva Lakhia paces the proceedings as a rush-hour traffic of bustling events. No one has the luxury to stop and think as the narration gathers up a storm of pulpy conflicts building up to an exceptionally staged climax filmed amidst the volatile proceedings of a crowded Moharram event.

From the Ganpati Viasarjan to the Moharram, Lakhia's interpretation of "Zanjeer" traverses a mammoth canvas of rapid-fire images. Gururaj Jois's camera moves dexterously, but never to divert our attention from the central conflict. And Chintan Gandhi's dialogues use one-liners judiciously, never over-doing the smart-alec retorts.

The film's action, by Javed-Ejaz, feels and looks right. The attention paid to getting the action sequences right is highly commendable. There is an elaborately staged multiple-explosion sequence in a huge Dharavi-like slum which belongs to a Vin Diesel-starrer.

Sanjay Dutt steps splendidly into Pran's part. His sequences, though limited by the actor's physical unavailability, show the sensitive side to his aggressive personality. The bonding between Ram Charan and Dutt comes across as effectively as the one between Ram Charan and Priyanka Chopra and Prakash Raj and Mahie Gill.

And the momentum never slackens.

Fast-paced, and forever furious, "Zanjeer" also finds space to be excruciatingly funny. In fact, the whole villain-vamp equation between Teja (Prakash Raj) and Mona Darling (Mahie Gill) is here subverted to a kind of comic coitus interruptus where Prakash Raj repeatedly keeps talking about sex without getting down to it while 'Mona' Mahie Gill purrs and moans and pouts -- not out of passion but for just the opposite reasons.

The most tongue-in-cheek homage I've seen in a remake occurs in this film when we see the new Teja-Mona pair watching actor Ajit and Bindu in the original "Zanjeer" on a DVD. The sequence is irreverent without appearing to belittle the original. It reminds us of the renewed cycle of art and individual talent.

Throughout the film, we sense the director's immense affection for the original "Zanjeer", a reverence that never clouds his judgement.

This is one remake that stands tall and lithe. It is manned by a manful supply of action and yet manages to keep the machismo understated. Breakneck-paced, adrenaline-pumping, pulse-pounding -- Lakhia's deconstructed version of the Prakash Mehra film is a full-on pacy paisa-vasool entertainer with brio and balls.

Ram Charan Teja makes an impressive Bollywood debut. We can safely say he is the man among the boys.

Go for it!

Dil Tu Hi Bataa SONGS

DIL TU HI BATAA

Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut get lovey-dovey in the awesome, sun-soaked landscape of Jordan in the new Krrish 3 song ‘Dil Tu Hi Bataa’.

Dil Tu Hi Bataa
The number is a romantic track sung beautifully by Alisha Chinai and Zubeen Garg, and composed by Rajesh Roshan. Its music takes some time to grow on you, but the lyrics by Sameer Anjaan could have been less cheesy.

Nevertheless, the track is a treat to the eyes. Dressed in colourful clothes (with many costume changes within a span of 3 minutes of this song), Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut croon the sweet nothings of their heart in a Jordan landscape to leave you with dropped jaws. There’s also a fleeting glimpse of the historical site of Petra, one of the wonders of the world.

The choreography in the song has simple, subtle moves, rather than the limb-twisting dances of Raghupati Raghav.

The lyrics are banal, to say the least. Here’s a sample: “Dil tu hi bataa, kahaan tha chhupa, kyon aaj suni teri dhadkan pehli baar,” croons Chinai. Zubeen reciprocates with, “Haan! Dil ne mere, sunn li tere, dil ki pukaar.”

Krrish 3 is slated to release on November 3.

Check out the song ‘Dil Tu Hi Bataa’ below and some stills from it on the following pages.

KRRISH 3' MUSIC AVERAGE, YET ENTERTAINING - THE KRRISH 3 MUSIC REVIEW

'KRRISH 3' MUSIC AVERAGE, YET ENTERTAINING - THE KRRISH 3 MUSIC REVIEW



Krrish 3 music review; Music Director: Rajesh Roshan; Singers: Mamta Sharma, Anirudh Bhola, Neeraj Shridhar, Monali Thakur, Bob, Alisha Chinai, Zubeen Garg, Mohit Chauhan, Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal; Rating: **

One of the first things you notice about the Krrish 3soundtrack is that it is lengthy. Composed byRajesh Roshan, it has seven tracks, including two remixes. While a couple of songs are just average, some are interesting.

The first is the title track "Krrish krrish". Wow! Singer Anirudh Bhola has a presence in the song, but it is Mamta Sharma who gets the attention. The piano plays the signature tune and it sounds beautiful. There is a sense of heroism and mystery in the song. The music takes all the attention.

A new version of "Raghupati Raghav" comes next. The music starts in a vintage, classic style but suddenly changes to contemporary beats and feels forceful. Singers Neeraj Sridhar and Monali Thakur do well on their part.

WatchHrithik Roshan at his dancing best in 'Raghupati Raghav'

The remix version of the track is done by disc jockey (DJ) Shiva. It's just like any other remix.

Next is "Dil tu hi bataa", sung by Alisha Chinai. There is a sense of serenity in the song. But not everyone might or might not like the romantic track.Zubeen Garg joins Chinai for a duet. A dreamy feeling takes over while you listen to the song.

The remix version is again presented by DJ Shiva. Just another remix with faster beats.

The next track will surprise one and all. Singers Mohit Chauhan and Alisha Chinai go behind the mike for "You are my love", a hilarious entertaining number. It starts with the kind of music that is played in villages. Not to confuse it with folk. Lyrics are interesting. Sample this - 'You are my love, my cuddling, pudding pie'. It would be interesting to watch the video of the song.

The last is "God allah aur bhagwan". Sung by Sonu Nigam and Shreya Ghoshal. This also talks about the heroic character of Krrish. The chorus brings grandeur to the song.

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero
Critic's Rating: 
Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Ileana D’Cruz, Padmini Kolhapure
Direction: Rajkumar Santoshi
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 2 hours 25 minutes
Review: Star-struck (rather Salman-struck) small-towner, Vishwas (Shahid) lands in Mumbai with two sapnas. First, his own starry dreams (ruled by Rajnikanths and Khans) of being a Bollywood superstar. Second, his high-on-melodrama maa's (Padmini) long cherished dream - "mera beta police afsarbanega". But fate takes a hilarious twist when he's mistaken for a good cop (Thank Heavens, he has Chulbul Pandey for inspiration. With tighties, googles, dabanggisms, and his own sizzling 'Munni'). He falls in love with the over-zealous Kajal (Ileana), a social worker with many chaotic-causes. Soon he's caught in chor-police crossfire between the dreadfully funny gangster Gundappa Das (Saurabh Shukla) and the asli good cop (Darshan Jariwala) - both put up rip-roaring acts. In a comedy of errors and events, through heartbreak and hilarity, emotion and eccentricity, Vishwas flips between fakeherogiri and asli heroism.

Shahid is 'phaadu', really! Whether he's doing the dhating naach(outstanding); playing rowdy Romeo, a goofy goon, or maa ka laadla; he's back in form and packs in all with terrific chutzpah and comic flair. He makes the most of every 'emoticon' there is and leaves you 'ROTFL'. This one belongs to Kapoor and he revels in it.

Ileana is good at emotions, but not so tuned into comedy yet. Padmini, the melancholic maa with tons of mascara plays the part with ease, though we wish she induced more laughs over tear-jerking 'maa-kasam' dialogues. Sanjay Mishra, as Vishwas' Bollywood advisor is uproariously funny.

Santoshi shows flashes of his previous 'Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani', odes to his own classics ('Andaz Apna Apna', 'Ghayal') and of course the ultimate fan-boy moment when Vishwas meets his screen idol Salman (the asli hero!). The first half offers loads of cackles, chuckles, witticisms and spoofy scenes. Post-interval the comedy collapses for a bit with forced OTT drama, khaali-peeli action, and too many songs breaks, but makes a comeback with delightfully funny moments.

This one's worth it for the 'howlarity' of it all. And Shahid in his element. 'Vishwas' nahin hota? ...Go watch! (LOL! Maa Kasam, it's just the comedy hangover!)

Note: You may not like this film if you don't have a taste for silly humour & mindless gags!

GRAND MASTI

GRAND MASTI
Director: Indra Kumar Actors: Ritesh Deshmukh, Vivek OberoiAftab Shivdasani,Sonalee Kulkarni, Manjari Phadnis, Karisma Tanha Certification: A unhooking pruderyRating: 2 

Mark this moment. This is the moment when Bollywood breaks free. 'Grand Masti' is unabashedly gross, vulgar, crass, shameless and fearlessly adult. But for a moment one has to step back from the noise of dissent - from the guardians of Indian culture and their histrionic fatwas - and ask yourself one simple question: Who are we to choose for others? 

A group of 23 teenagers were pleading for tickets at a multiplex booth this morning. Three didn't have IDs on them to prove they were adults. Even if they hadn't celebrated their 18th birthday yet, the fact that they were of the same clique where twenty of them had proofs should have been taken into consideration. What is 18, but a technicality in the age of the internet? 

I am not celebrating Grand Masti like I did Delhi Belly (a film I had felt at the time would usher in change in the way we think of our cinema, much to the indignation of naysayers) because it does not share a similar level of artistic merit (hence the rating). But if Delhi Belly was the pressure cooker's first whistle, Grand Masti has blown the lid off in terms of shaking up our content. In the history of art, this has never been a bad thing. 

There have been similar films in the recent past - but they weren't nearly as clever or well thought out - and almost always were incredibly sexist. Grand Masti is too, of course, but Milap Zaveri's writing is definitely not lazy. There's a proper plot, characters are reasonably detailed and have their ups and downs, a comic book villain, and the relentless innuendos must've taken considerable time to think up. 

Sure, a bunch of scenes are inspired from the treasure chest called Hollywood, but I will admit here - I guffawed at several moments and had my eyes wide at the sheer inanity of proceedings. 

Sure, most of the laughter was ironic. One was laughing at the film. We know that these jokes are only funny because they're the guilty pleasures that come via SMS and are reminiscent of our school days. It's base, it's private. It has always been. Suddenly you're thrust in a theater where everyone is entertained and after a point you abandon judging them and yourself. This is what setsGrand Masti apart. Everyone is in on it. The actors know it, Indra Kumar knows it, Milap Zaveri knows it and they offer you a chance to let go. Question is, are we ready to accept that the next generation is going to grow up on this open forum where we talk and joke about sex in our movies?

The signs are upon us. In Hollywood two films - There's Something About Mary (1998) andAmerican Pie (1999) - paved the way for the gross comedy that is now a major genre. You remember the scenes, the ones involving hair gel and apple pie, even now. You remember because not only did they mortify the characters and us but they were also funny, and significantly - with top actors - mainstream. Adult films paradoxically targeted at the young. Bollywood's foray into the genre, I suspect, is here to stay. Be prepared for many more Grand Mastis, just remember the choice is yours.